Hi! I'm Olivia :)

I'm an east coast baddie with an ass that's phatty. Call me zaddy and we'll get along fabby.

(Actually, don't call me zaddy. That'd be weird.)

Fast facts:

31 years old
Sagittarius
INFP
Gamer
Artist
Has stacks of books on every surface in my home. My rickety Wayfair table can't handle the weight

Look, my books are great and all, but I know why you're really here. You want the CCC. I get it. Lucky for you, I'm here to deliver:

Cute Cat Content

Morie

Morie knows he has it good. After living in a bush for a year, he was picked up by a rescue. I went to look at another cat that wanted nothing to do with me. While I tried to get the stuck-up cat's attention, Morie hopped out of his cage and laid in my lap, where he has been ever since. He's a perfect gentleman and loved by many. He is not fat. What you see is pure muscle. How that is possible, I don't know, since he is always sleeping or eating. His playtime stamina is 3-4 seconds.

Milo

I've known many cats in my life, and Milo is by far the weirdest. Rescued from a kill shelter at 6 weeks old with his brother, Pumpkin, Milo has only known a life of luxury. He likes to lick keyboards, has an unhealthy obsession with Morie, and frequently stares at the TV when it's off for approx. 15-45 minute sessions. I have yet to figure out what he is looking at. Despite my attempts to convince him that my sneezes are not a threat, he will still run and hide at each ah-choo. He is as soft as he looks.

Pumpkin

Just as Milo is very strange, Pumpkin is incredibly awkward. He has yet to understand how to snuggle and usually prefers to perch on my shoulder. Rescued with his brother, Milo, Pumpkin was a cute kitten with a big head who frequently pooped under my bed. He is extremely smart and knows the commands "sit", "paw" (puts his paw in my hand), and "other paw" (put his other paw in my hand). He is on Prozac, and makes squeaky chirp sounds.